UPtotheDATE--Otanjoubi Omedetto, Otousan!

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Recently finished my manuscript, and currently contacting a great publishing company! So excited! How awesome will it be to be making an income before my Senior year?? Wish me luck!!
     Today's Dad's birthday, and I bought him two movies (The Spirit, and Watchmen) and I got him a card that says "Happy 100th Birthday." Tee hee. I did the same thing to DeidaraTobi15 only it said "Happy 90th Birthday" and I only really got it 'cause it had a panda on it.
     Why do they do that? Make birthday cards with ridiculous ages? Who wants a birthday card when they're 90?
     I think they do it just for me. So I can give them unfittingly to family and friends.
     My dad's only 35.
     I wrote in Japanese inside HE WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT SAYS.
     "Happy birthday. You fantastic fish you."
     That's what it says.
     He needs to get home already so I can eat ice cream cake and fat boys. DOESN'T HE KNOW????
    FML.
     I failed my permit test. Twice. What the eff.
    FML.
     I applied for a job at K-Mart. Here it comes.
    FML.
    My mom watches the most meaningless stupid tv shows I have ever had the misfortune of being accustomed to.
    Extreme Couponing?????
    FML.
            Catch 'ya later homies.
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